“All we know is it’s dark down there.”

HALFACAT, Indiana —Local officials remain stumped by a pothole with no apparent bottom on Ferndog Pike, near the intersection with Poady Road. According to Rusty Midfoster, Street Maintenance Supervisor for the city, “We get a lot of potholes here, but most of them are small and hold water, but this one I don’t know. We dropped a cone in it and didn’t hear a splash. Or anything.” At press time, the city’s Special Projects Coordinator and Director of Street Operations were preparing to publish a new QR code to replace the one that replaced the pothole tip line that was replaced by an email address in 2022. It should appear soon at halfacat.in.gov/you-report, where non-emergency forms can be filled out.

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